Congressional Pharmacy Opens Up, Admits To Handing Out Alzheimer’s Drugs To Politicians

Look, if this story proves true, many of the cucks and traitors in Congress would actually have a far more decent defense than they currently enjoy.

They’d be able to at least tell us, “Hey, guys, I only sold out America and the White Race to the Jews because I’m a senile old codger with no recollection of events just an hour ago. But I do remember my first hula hoop in the 50’s.”

I don’t know about everybody else, but if I heard that kind of a statement (John McCancer being excluded, of course), I’d be far more inclined to confine said politician(s) to the medical ward of a prison camp instead of pushing for a quick trial, conviction, and execution for treason.


If House Speaker Paul Ryan comes down with the flu this winter, he and his security detail won’t be screeching off toward the closest CVS for his Tamiflu.

Instead, he can just walk downstairs and pick up the pills, part of a little-known perk open to every member of Congress, from Ryan and Majority Leader Mitch McConnell down to the newest freshman Democrat.

Nearly every day for at least two decades pharmaceutical drugs have been brought by the carload to the Capitol — an arrangement so under the radar that even pharmacy lobbyists who regularly pitch Congress on their industry aren’t aware of it.

The deliveries arrive at the secretive Office of the Attending Physician, an elaborate medical clinic where Navy doctors triage medical emergencies and provide basic health care for lawmakers who pay an annual fee of just over $600. Every one comes from Washington’s oldest community pharmacy, Grubb’s.

Mike Kim, the reserved pharmacist-turned-owner of the pharmacy, said he has gotten used to knowing the most sensitive details about some of the most famous people in Washington.

“At first it’s cool, and then you realize, I’m filling some drugs that are for some pretty serious health problems as well. And these are the people that are running the country,” Kim said, listing treatments for conditions like diabetes and Alzheimer’s.

“It makes you kind of sit back and say, ‘Wow, they’re making the highest laws of the land and they might not even remember what happened yesterday.’”

Actually, it also makes me sit back and wonder whether we need to entirely scrap the entire idea of Democracy itself – can we trust in elections when the people elect insane and senile fools time and time again?

Also, how much do you think it would take to have this pharmacist quietly leak the contents of Lindsey Graham’s prescription history?

I know it’s pretty much obvious what we’d see, but I’d still like confirmation just for the lulz…


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  1. I’ve always used Graham as an example of how the judenpresse controls the news and information. That guy (my states senior senator) is the fruitiest of the bunch in Washington but have you ever seen any mention as to whether his guy is an active homosexual? Just the fact that he keeps it closeted compromises him and if the judenpresse were instead journalists this would be questioned just for the interest for the national security of our nation

  2. The kikes who control Congress have all kinds of dirt on their politician slaves. No wonder there is such dog-like obedience to Zionist interests.

    Death to jew-mockracy!

  3. Pelosi is medicated to the hilt. On a daily basis, I imagine she consumes 0.4 grams of mescaline, 1.3 micrograms of psylocibin, 15 grams of oxcycodone, 3.4 micrograms of prozac, 12 miligrams of epinephrine, 0.9 grams of lysergic acid dimethyl amine, a quart of cough syrup, several bottles of beer and a quart of red wine.

  4. LDS Mormon Utah Senator Orin Hatch always strikes me as doped up on automatic pilot. I can never get through to his Washington office – the Utah office does have a lot of really nice young White gals answering the phones. I politely share my opinion that Orin Hatch is senile.

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