Tfw you find out Whole Foods is completely sold out of Milk of the Cockroach and will have to settle for the same old Iced Vanilla Soy Latte at Extinction Rebellion.
“Back in the year 2016, a group of researchers discovered something uncanny, bizarre yet very extraordinary: a single crystal of milk found in cockroach embryo is estimated to have at least more than three times the energy one can get from its dairy milk equivalent. Not only that, but it’s also one of the most nutrient-rich substances that’s discovered in planet Earth as of late.
So why isn’t it a thing yet? Well, partly because the idea of drinking milk that came from cockroaches may not be welcomed by everyone, and because researchers still aren’t sure if the milk itself is safe to be consumed by humans. However, once the studies are finished and they can confirm that it’s indeed safe for human consumption, your store shelves might line up with cockroach milk more sooner than later.
According to many experts, it seems like cockroach milk is making some sort of resurgence and buzz again in 2019, despite other diet trends dying off years ago. …”
How the f**k are we going to save the planet?
We’ve only got a decade at most before the human species goes extinct.