MAD LIBS FOR REPORTERS:CREATE YOUR OWN SPLC NEWS STORY!
Being a ‘mainstream news’ reporter is fun! You get to travel and hang out with politicians and lobbyists, maintain a haughty air of benevolent elitism, all the while getting paid to do it! Only one problem: you have to do actual work. In the old days, being a ‘reporter’ meant having to make phone calls, do research, and stay up at all hours of the night. But now, with our handy-dandy SPLC Hate Story Generator, you can can finish your work in mere minutes and spend the rest of the day relaxing and partying!
Headline:
US facing surge in (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government groups)
[Select up to 2]
• Civil rights report shows (insert arbitrary large number)% rise in (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government groups) (groups/crimes/violence/activities)
• (Economy/internet/talk radio/conspiracy theories) [select up to 2] fuel growth
The US is facing a surge in (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government groups) (groups/crimes/violence/activities) [select up to 2], driven by deepening hostility on the right to (liberal figurehead/immigration/anger over the economy/outsourcing/changing demographics), and the increasing propagation of conspiracy theories by (internet/talk radio/Fox News).
The Southern Poverty Law Center, the US’s most prominent civil rights group focused on hate organizations, said in a report that extremist (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government groups) “came roaring back to life” last year as their number jumped nearly (insert arbitrary large number)% to more than (insert arbitrary large number) with deepening ties to conservative mainstream politics.
The SPLC report said the rise in (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ skinhead/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government groups) (groups/crimes/violence/activities) was “a cause for grave concern” (mention Oklahoma City/McVeigh). It added that the issues driving support for such groups were increasingly adopted by the mainstream (conservative/libertarian/populist) figures, and that “signs of growing radicalization are everywhere”.
“(rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government groups) (groups/crimes/violence/activities) have been driven by anger over the (liberal figurehead/immigration/anger over the economy/outsourcing/changing demographics) [select up to 2] the report said.
“Already there are signs of increased violence emanating from the radical right. Since (recent event in news), rightwing extremists have been responsible for [proceed mention 2 or 3 instances in the news in recent months involving ‘hate crimes’ (need not be real), mentally ill individuals, and criminal or prison gangs. Note: no actual connection with the aforementioned groups and figures need be found.]
The report says the (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ skinhead/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government) movement has “made significant inroads into the conservative political scene” in part driven by a growing view of the US administration responsible for (liberal figurehead/immigration/anger over the economy/outsourcing/changing demographics)
“The signs of growing radicalization are everywhere. (bloggers/protesters) have said [find or make up absurd quote]
“(mainstream conservative group or personality) was linked recently to (obscure person or group), which has ties to (different obscure person or group), which is a (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ skinhead/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government)” the SPLC said.
The report says that the core ideas of (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ skinhead/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government) are increasingly propagated and accepted by prominent politicians and some in the mass media, such as (mainstream conservative group or personality).
“As the movement has exploded, so has the reach of its ideas, aided and abetted by commentators and politicians in the ostensible mainstream,” said the report. “(mainstream conservative group or personality) , for instance, repeated a key rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ skinhead/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government) conspiracy theory about (liberal figurehead/immigration/anger over the economy/outsourcing/changing demographics)
Armed and angry
The SPLC has identified (insert arbitrary large number) groups, including (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ skinhead/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government) [may select multiple ones], which it accuses of pushing (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ skinhead/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government) doctrines or promoting (rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ skinhead/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government) conspiracy theories. It says that many are not directly involved in violence but help feed extremism.
(rightwing extremists/ militias/ neo-nazis/ kkk/ patriot/ hate/ nationalist/ skinhead/ anti-immigrant/ xenophobic/ anti-government) groups include: [google some random blogs, websites, and PO Boxes]
lulz
The $PLC, ZOG’s most prominent Miniluv group , said in a report that extremist anti-immigrant xenophobic group “came roaring back to life” last year as their number jumped nearly 9000 more than 250% with deepening ties to Chinese manufacturers.
Since Muslim Nazis did 911, white extremists have been responsible for anti-semitism by blaming Jews and Israel for “shaking” and “torture” and following anti-semites like Jimmy Carter and Janet Karpinski, two Hitler-lovers who blame Israel and patriotic groups like AIPAC for terrorism.
Al Qaeda leader Joseph Cohen aka http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Revolution_Muslim Yousef al-Islamofascist says all good Raghead Terrorists support Nazi White Nationalists.
In other news, Nazi Iran threatens to nuke Israel – should the only democrapic state in the Middle East respond with nukes of their own – or take the liberal, tolerant path, and use conventional weapons?
We even got this report in a couple of Norwegian newspapers!!!
Anyway it is statistical proof for later that stories in newspapers are not randomly chosen out, but that they follow an agenda.
I’ll post this TAC Comment here as a back up:
Steve Burton,
I am utterly flabbergasted.
My mind must have been incapable of comprehending that anyone could do such a thing in an article published in a major journal.
The thing is that of course you’ll see a massive decrease in relative Hispanic Criminality if you pick some trait Hispanics have more of, divide the TOTAL Number of Hispanic Crimes by it, and then compare it to the result of dividing the TOTAL number of White Crimes by it!
Let’s say there were 10 times as many Hispanics who listen to Ricky Martin as Whites. Well guess what will happen if you divide the TOTAL Hispanic Crime Figures by the number of Hispanics who listen to Ricky Martin, and then quite insanely compare it to the result of dividing the TOTAL White Crime Figures by the number of Whites who listen to Ricky Martin?
The Ricky Martin adjusted Hispanic “Crime Rate” you’d generate would be FAR lower than the Ricky Martin adjusted White “Crime Rate”.
But of course it wouldn’t mean anything.
It wouldn’t mean anything at all.
And neither do Ron Unz’s “Age Adjusted” “Crime Rates”.
This is worth setting up as Web application with it’s own domain name.
The sole problem that I have, with the Southern Poverty (Judaic) Lies Center agitprop, is that it’s not true .
If only their lies were true! I long for that brilliant, shining day!
I girl can dream, can’t she?
“The sole problem that I have, with the Southern Poverty (Judaic) Lies Center agitprop, is that it’s not true .”
Is it not actually a good thing that it is not true, since it is far easier to get people to agree with you if you tell the truth?
Telling the truth, also gives us the moral high ground and we can keep everything out in the open, where as they need to hold information hidden from their own supporters, in fear they will defect and become one of the racists themselves if they find out the truth.
No. It’s not a good thing. Perhaps my meaning was unclear.
What I meant was that if the White masses were truly “racist”, we wouldn’t have any of the problems we are facing.
“No. It’s not a good thing. Perhaps my meaning was unclear.
What I meant was that if the White masses were truly “racist”, we wouldn’t have any of the problems we are facing.”
That might be true, but as long as they have the power, it is a good thing that they need lies and manipulation to stay in power.
What would have made our position impossible, was if our elites were even remotely correct, when they were explaining to the population how white people are the source of all evil, and the brown ones the source of all that is good and humane.
Hunter Wallace, I am disappointed in you. Most of your contributors are at least literate. Why do you allow H. Rock White, who can barely string a proper sentence together, to post on your blog as one of the main contributors?
[re-posted, because I mistyped my email address in previous attempt]
Hunter Wallace, I am disappointed in you. Most of your contributors are at least literate. Why do you allow H. Rock White, who can barely string a proper sentence together, to post on your blog as one of the main contributors?
I am relatively new to this site, but OMG, is this character ‘Yosemite’ for real??
After he just got done insulting Kievsky over on onother thread — and being massively taken to task for it — he is here insulting, gratuitously, another blog author. (On a Saturday night, no less.)
*I hope he is getting paid time-and-a-half by the ADL for working evenings and weekends for them.
I hesitate to drop a rather off-topic instance of left-wing media into this thread, but the original post is somewhat light-hearted, so perhaps it won’t go amiss.
Some of you may be familiar with Penny Arcade. It is fairly popular, but of late it has grown more overtly left-wing.
The following “PATV” video (The New Hire, part 1) shows how rape is an acceptable joke, but racism is unacceptable at Penny Arcade.
http://www.penny-arcade.com/patv/pa-the-series/112/
I would appreciate comments. Is Penny Arcade entirely typical of left-wing media?
This is actually pretty funny. The modularity (they take the same idea and then re-use it) and machine like automation that these people cry wolf with is something that can be poked fun at.
Volksverhetzer – most people still live in ethnic enclaves, and have very, very, very little real-world, daily contact with “The Other”. Including Whites. Especially Whites. Even in major cities – multi-racial cesspits, people tune The Other out. Especially Whites.
Most Whites don’t even know who the SPLC and ADL are. They aren’t aware of the level of control these creatures exert. Most Whites aren’t cognizant of the fact that the SPLC and ADL are evne telling lies about non-Whites. Most non-Whites aren’t aware of thre vicious lies aobut Whites. People dont; even know that the lies are lies. All any-one knows is what Talmudvision tells ’em.
Were Whites still massively “racist” – they would know that Jews are Jews, and that their Father was a liar, and a murderer, from the beginning.
“I hope he is getting paid time-and-a-half by the ADL for working evenings and weekends for them.”
Some of you anti- are very paranoid and mentally unbalanced. No, I don’t work for the ADL, even if the voices in your head tell you otherwise.
Was an intemperately tattooed Bolshevik Jewish Nationalist named Josh Hoyt really behind Amrem’s cancellation? WNs should avoid giving their children trend-o-matic Jewish names like “Josh” and stick to Floyd, instead.
://kvetcher.net/2010/03/4986/was-a-bolshevik-jewish-nationalist-behind-amren’s-conference-cancellation/
Some of you anti- are very paranoid and mentally unbalanced. No, I don’t work for the ADL, even if the voices in your head tell you otherwise.
Zzzzzzzzzzz… Huh? did you say something?
Paranoid people dominate anonymous blogs, but it is much worse on vbulletin forums (of various political stripes).
I notice less paranoia on websites that are not of an anonymous nature.
I notice less paranoia on websites that are not of an anonymous nature.
Well, there you go then, let’s hope Yosemite finds one of them and stop hanging around where he is not liked or wanted.
“Some of you anti- are very paranoid and mentally unbalanced.”
Tell that to the Heretical 2…
Freedom of Speech for Whites is under assault like never before!
Some of you anti- are very paranoid and mentally unbalanced. No, I don’t work for the ADL, even if the voices in your head tell you otherwise.
All the ‘voices’ in my head agree that you should find another blog to hang out at.
‘Tell that to the Heretical 2.’
Remember, fellows, Onion routing allows you to maintain a pseudonym from a variety of IP numbers.
Also, note that Cryptome is under assault, and Wikileaks needs funds.
http://cryptome.org/0001/cryptome-sar.htm
Tell that to the Heretical 2…
Freedom of Speech for Whites is under assault like never before!
Now it appears that the establishment does not want us to even indirectly appeal out to other Whites for nearly any reason.
From James Edwards blog –
If you’re white, your Constitutional rights of free speech and free association are dead. They were overridden a long time ago by “civil rights” laws. In Cleveland Heights, Ohio, it’s against the law to put a For Sale sign in front of your house, because this might encourage “white flight”, etc. We just saw what happened in San Diego when some white college students attended a party that blacks don’t approve of. And now a man in Chicago is feeling the heat for expressing his opinion of racially integrated neighborhoods. His sign disapproves of them, which is illegal under “civil rights” laws.
http://www.thepoliticalcesspool.org/jamesedwards/2010/03/11/no-free-speech-for-white-people/