Inquiring minds want to know

Dear Mr. Knepper,

Have you ever flicked light switches?  I mean . . . professionally.

I’ve heard such a job exists, but have never heard of an actual person that did it.  Particularly, one who did it, and got paid for it.

I would love to know if any of our critics actually hire light switch flickers, or work as light switch flickers.  It’s a real Friday night religious custom, and an exercise in superiority, in facilitating the servitude of others.  Every religious ritual has a practical and/or psychologically symbolic reason to  it.  The light switch flicking delegation keeps the memory alive of having servants or slaves, and the ambition to have them again.  Probably the whole “don’t do any work for 24 hours” is part of that.


  1. From Exodu 20:

    Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates….”

    How that squares with hiring goyim to flick light switches and operate elevators on the sabbath s beyond me.

  2. How that squares with hiring goyim to flick light switches and operate elevators on the sabbath s beyond me.

    Because those calls and injunctions, Ben, are from the Talmud, not the Biblical Hebrew ‘Old’ Testament –

    Then the Lord said, “Because this people draw near with their words And honor Me with their lip service, But they remove their hearts far from Me, And their reverence for Me consists of tradition learned by rote – Isaiah 29:13


    6 He replied, “Isaiah was right when he prophesied about you hypocrites; as it is written:

    “‘These people honor me with their lips,

    but their hearts are far from me.

    7 They worship me in vain;

    their teachings are but rules taught by men.

    8 You have let go of the commands of God and are holding on to the traditions of men.” – Mark 7:6-8

  3. It is indeed amazing. A whole country reduced to shabbatz goyim in the service of boy Knepper and his tribe. Everywhere and everytime, though, the slaves eventually become restive…and rise up. Then boy Knepper will wander off to Palestine. If there the devil still rules.

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