Alabama
Ever want to answer the 3 AM phone call?
The hateful truth. Your sanity. A job. Something better to do? Did you ever have a dream? Have a Nightmare on Elm Street? Find yourself in the Dark Ages while desiring to be in the Enlightenment?
Ever get a love letter from home? Ever wonder why the cat likes you? The dog wags its tail? A slower pace of life.
Note: This point of this post was that it was a joke to anyone of importance who might be listening out there.
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