UPDATE: I see that other people had the same reaction and were as surprised as I was to learn that Matt Gaetz isn’t gay.
He is 38-years-old.
I guess the news here is that Matt Gaetz isn’t gay. I thought he was gay after it came out that he had an adopted 19-year-old Cuban son. Men have always been attracted to fertile young women and that will never change. In light of everything, it is kind of funny how that is seen as weird.