Note: In light of my prophetic talent for historical fiction, I am sticking this here for the benefit of WRM who had begun to contemplate where the “flash mob” phenomena is going.
Those of us who have been following this story for months know that the “flash mobs” have been going on in the United States for a long time. They have only recently grown in size and started to manifest overseas.
It was a surprise that they burned down the United Kingdom. We had forgotten about the austerity cuts in Britain under David Cameron. It looked to us like Chicago or Birmingham would be the first 365Black city to blow.
Earl Turner is not a racist.
As a fine upstanding member of the Pike Road Tea Party, everyone in Montgomery knows that Earl is not a white supremacist, and would never join one of those hate groups.
Even Morris Dees would vouch for his long track record of support for racial reconciliation in Montgomery County. He has a donor certificate from the SPLC to prove it.
Earl is a rock ribbed Republican businessman who is actively involved in the Montgomery Chamber of Commerce. Although Earl considers himself a strong supporter of Second Amendment rights, no one has ever thought of him as being a “gun nut” or a “survivalist” before.
But this afternoon, Earl finds himself at one of Montgomery’s Gun Shows which are becoming increasingly common these days, along with several of his neighbors who you also wouldn’t normally expect to see there.
There is a rumor in Pike Road that a dealer has a new shipment of modified AK-47s which are selling like hotcakes these days. It is smart investment to grab one now before the price goes up any further.
These are dangerous times in Pike Road.
The American economy has gone to hell under Barack Hussein Obama who is now in his second term in office as BRA’s president. The United States is grappling with the Second Great Depression.
Pike Road is being terrorized by marauding gangs of African-American burglars from Tuskegee and Union Springs who are preying upon the rich suburban neighborhoods of East Montgomery.
Just last weekend, the burglars ransacked some of the nicest exurban homes across the Bullock County line. George Thomas was mutilated in his McMansion by the African-American intruders. His wife and teenage daughter were gang raped and tortured. The whole family was sadistically murdered.
Several of Earl’s neighbors have spotted African-American youths with Macon and Bullock County license plates driving through their suburban neighborhood blasting a suspicious song called “Soulja Boy.” These same youths are probably the ones responsible for a rash of burglaries, rapes, and robberies in Auburn and Opelika.
Earl Turner believes in judging every man by “the content of his character.” He listens to Glenn Beck and the Jesse Lee Peterson radio show. He even has an autographed photo of former Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas hanging in his living room.
As a successful businessman, Earl has a knack for peering into the future, and he sees nothing but socialism and further economic decline ahead, which likely means more violence and chaos. The Montgomery area is becoming increasingly unsafe for White people.
Last summer, there were race riots in Birmingham when the projects exploded, which forced Gov. Scott Beason to dispatch the Alabama National Guard to restore order. A few months later, the Wal-Mart on Eastern Boulevard in Montgomery was looted by a “flash mob” of 800 black youths, although eye witnesses claim the crowd was much larger.
The final straw for Earl Turner came when a flash mob of nearly 1,000 unemployed African-American youths ransacked the East Chase shopping mall on Taylor Road (African-Americans had already ruined the previous two malls in Montgomery), assaulted almost a hundred patrons, and looted every business but the Books-A-Million, where only the cash register was cleaned out and the employees were robbed.
Not long after that, none other than Heidi Beirich was assaulted in a strong arm robbery (proving no one is safe) by Donquantrarius Miller, an 18 year old African-American youth who lives on Rosa Parks Avenue, and a pack of six other juveniles.
Earl rationalizes his purchase of the AK-47 by telling himself that he has a constitutional right to self defense and that if he wakes up and finds African-American burglars in his home or violating the sanctity of his private property that he has sufficient evidence to judge “the content of their character.”
And besides, everyone knows this is Obama’s fault.
With his socialist economic policies, Obama listened to BRA’s economist Paul Krugman and drove the American economy off the cliff into the Second Great Depression, and the Tea Party in Congress was backed into a corner and forced by their campaign rhetoric to draw a line in the sand.
The sequence of events that happened after the Tea Party refused to raise the debt ceiling aren’t exactly clear. It is all very vague. The Montgomery Advertiser wasn’t exactly on top of the story.
Some in Pike Road say that Barack Hussein Obama is the Antichrist and his reelection unleashed Armageddon on Montgomery County in preparation for the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
There are rumors that Obama had given African-Americans some kind of credit card which stopped working when the federal government went bankrupt and couldn’t afford to pay their bills.
Some say that the welfare check and the social security check stopped coming and the government stopped hiring and paying the rent for African-Americans. That created all kinds of unforeseen havoc with the drug economy in the black neighborhoods.
Some say that Governor Bentley was responsible for releasing all the black criminals into a chaotic world where no one was hiring African-American felons and the welfare state had been seriously frayed.
Gas prices exploded when the American military retreated from the Middle East, the dollar collapsed, and tax increases and economic decline deterred further exploration. The Indian and Pakistani convenience store owners also raised prices to unaffordable levels.
Earl comforts himself with the thought that no one in Alabama, certainly not the Tea Party, is more racist these days than the Hindus.
As the African-American flash mobs and protests became increasingly common, their first target was the Indian owned hotels and convenience stories, which were picked off as easy targets. The Hindus – the hated “market dominant minority” that operated in the ghettos and black counties – didn’t have the numbers to compete with the black vote.
In the Black Belt counties, African-American youths robbed and murdered hundreds of Hindu convenience store owners, and started robbing the rednecks and breaking into the farm homes in the rural areas. Truth be told, that happened all across the Southern states in those years.
The black sheriffs and county governments stood by and did nothing while all this was happening – and when Eric Holder’s Justice Department took their side, the rednecks were left with little choice but to form the Neo-Klan, which was financed by the Hindu business owners.
The Neo-Klan in Alabama, which is what the SPLC is calling it (its real name is some kind acronym like AWHCSD), is said to have a Hindu Indian Grand Dragon who Morris Dees says lit a fiery cross 30 feet high in Lowndesboro. It denies being racist on the grounds that South Asians are its most prominent members.
Times are tough in Montgomery County.
In hindsight, Earl Turner and his neighbors in the Pike Road Tea Party didn’t fully understand the indispensable role that movies, television, and the government plantation had played in sustaining the false illusion of security around them.
When black people were evicted by “austerity measures” from the government plantation, they were psychologically damaged and began to go crazy over their loss of entitlements. Someone had convinced them that their “civil rights” included the privilege to live off the White taxpayer.
Earl doesn’t believe Pike Road will ever be the same.
The n-word is now heard in this neighborhood more than ever before. No one seems to believe the future will be better than the past. It is a dog-eat-dog world out there now.
Earl isn’t a racist. He is just taking precautions. Everyone is taking precautions against African-Americans these days. If White people like Earl are afraid of African-Americans, it is Obama’s fault because his failed socialist policies brought about this disaster.
White America learned on The Day The EBT Card Stopped Working that you can’t have diversity, multiculturalism, “anti-racism,” an entitlement culture, an eunuch liberal establishment, and The Long Emergency.