Biggest joke contest: we sat around with Benjamin Franklin in Pennsylvania, snapping his fingers, saying “time is money” without realizing its meaning.
We punched our time clocks to the soundtrack of “time is money.” Then said it is time to take a vacation. What a relief! I can just go to the beach now and have some fun.
It was a “pivot” back to reality. One small pivot for Barack Obama on the campaign trail. One giant leap for mankind!
Okay, Aretha wanted some respect. She was black. It is really fine. Give her some. She can have “respect” and we can have … I dunno, anything.
She can work for a “non-profit” too. Herself.