I’m going to raise this as a historical possibility: as those of us in Alabama who are descended from Old Virginia well know, the British torched Washington in the War of 1812 as an act of revenge for the American invasion of Canada.
President James Madison (this was back when we had real presidents) watched helplessly as Washington burned. Then a hurricane struck Washington out of nowhere and decimated the British column which retreated to the Atlantic coast.
Do you think it is possible that a mega flash mob of black people could sack Washington after Obama loses in 2012? In response to the CBC, Obama has already unleashed black people. Cerberus is rampaging through the City of Brotherly Love.
Note: I am just putting this out there. If black people burn down Washington in 2012, I want to be able to say you were warned. They have already burned London in 2011.