The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich Is So Good Niggas Are Dyin To Get It

This was inevitable.

How about another joke?

What do you get when you cross an impulsive, high time preference, low IQ American negro with a fast food chain that runs out of their new fried chicken sandwich and can’t keep up with the demand? I will tell you what you get. You get the headlines that you deserve!

The Washington Post:

“Police are still investigating the fatal stabbing of a man who authorities say was killed outside a Popeyes after a fight that may have stemmed from the restaurant’s popular chicken sandwich.

A 28-year-old man was in line at the Oxon Hill, Md., location of the fast-food restaurant when an argument broke out between him and another customer Monday night, Prince George’s County police spokeswoman Jennifer Donelan said. One man cut in front of another in a line designated for those ordering the chicken sandwich, police said. The argument spilled out of the restaurant in the 6200 block of Livingston Road at about 7 p.m., and the victim, whom police have not yet named, was stabbed.

The victim was taken to a hospital where he died less than an hour later. …”

Imagine having that written on your tombstone.

One small thing:

Here is the Popeyes Chicken Sandwich recipe for more intelligent and highly educated, low time preference people. I’m about to try to make it myself.

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15 Comments

  1. For the coloreds life has no value – not even their own. One of these days we are going to have to accept the fact that we cannot live with those anthropoids any longer, especially as they begin to breed downward faster and faster.

  2. Dindu: ahhh sheeiiitttt mane dey be outta chicken muhhhfugggahhhss shoulda hadz a trailer filled with chickenz nalm talm bout?

    European American: Out of chicken? No worries I’ll order a pizza.

    Dindus would be hilarious if they weren’t so dangerous.

    • For a guy like you who lives in a country where there are no coloreds you sure do a good impression of ’em!

  3. Open Popeye’s in a few African countries, and offer one-way tickets to any nigga savage here wanting to get their precious sammich.

  4. Blacks killing each other over Chicken sandwiches? WTF??? Most of the time they shoot each other over expensive sneakers, drugs and booze. Now they’re shooting each other over sandwiches? What’s happened to their sense of priorities? Their priorities are totally misplaced.

    • Well when you a rilly downscale nigga an’ ain’t got no gun, you stab deh dissin’ bro’ to death. Downscale weaponry corresponds to downscale missions (i.e. fried chicken instead of sneakers or a bag of rocks) I guess.

      In any case, if you gonna gamble wid dah chicken, don’t fahgit about dah lickin’.

  5. Had a homemade pop eyes chicken sammich yesterday but no pickles, homemade is the way to go no way i’m stepping a foot in a greasy ass popeyes with black thugs eying me down threatening to shoot me stab me over a 4 dollar sandwich

    White man Chick fil a is still way better but you shouldn’t be eating fastfood more then 2 or 3 times a month Eat this shit everyday and you will be a fat son of a bitch in no time, i love the waffle fries but those things make me break out with adult acne something fierce they should use a healthier oil i think

  6. Besides a basketball, we now know what else we can throw at negros to make them stop raping a white woman.

  7. OK, that Memes video was THE MOST HILARIOUS VIDEO I have ever seen! And it clearly shows how UTTERLY DIFFERENT blacks (and southerns) are from WHITES.

    Day-ummmm.

  8. that twitter/meme war is funner than any comedy show i have ever seen. OD was almost was responsible for my death because i couldn’t keep from laughing and catch my breath!

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