Behold, the Lincoln of our time.
Over the past few days, I have scoured Western history to play inspirational videos to remind White America that our ancestors were the Romans, the Vikings, the Germans, the English … the point being to draw the sharpest contrast possible with the wretched politicos and eunuchs like Don Lemon and Fareed Zarakia who now believe they have divine right to rule over us.
Now that the eunuchs and politicos have succeeded in raising the debt ceiling, it is time to return for a moment to our own private fantasy world where we can imagine alternatives to what we have to suffer under today.
Why not imagine a place very close to Washington? You know, Obama has repeatedly compared himself to Lincoln, so we can’t we compare ourselves to Stonewall Jackson and J.E.B. Stuart?
Note: If Obama were given a real chance to be Lincoln, the Confederacy would certainly win its independence this time, probably without a shot being fired.