“Ram down our… throats… jeez, is it getting hot in here? While it’s not the worst stump blunder by any stretch, coming on the heels of Saturday’s record-scratch of a performance, it’s not a great look for Rubio, who’s now facing growing calls to release his birth certificate to quiet claims he was constructed from the ground up in the basement of Miami-Dade County Best Buy.
It will be interesting to see how the Rubio folks try to spin the new speaking style, but here are a few tried-and-true options the campaign may wish to employ before hitting the panic button:
Turn the Marco Rubio off and then back on again.
Take Marco Rubio’s cartridge out and blow on it.
Clear Marco Rubio’s cache and delete his browser history.
If the Marco Rubio’s still not working, make sure he’s plugged in before calling customer service for help. It’s always embarrassing when the not-plugged in thing is the right answer.”
Lol what a fucking bot this guy is.
The GOP set out to build a Hispanic robot who would put a young brown race on the same bullshit they have been selling for thirty years now. Hence, the RU-B-0 2016.
Oy vey. Just send in some hot Twinks, to re-start him. That will work.
Don’t you long for the days of Desi Arnaz?
Lucy, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!
Ewwwwwwww!
Yes. Arnaz Sr was a really good fellow.
I like Andy Griffith & The Beverly Hillbillies…
It will be interesting to see if this has any effect on Mr. Rubio, Sir. Polls seem to suggest that Kasich and Bush are making strides.
I think we learned in Iowa not to trust the polls. Who knows what will happen?
I understand Microsoft is running the voting. Maybe Jeb will win, LOL?
If Microsoft is running the voting, then my next door neighbor’s cocker spaniel has as good a chance to win as anyone.
Between Cruz fraud, and #MarcoSoft counting all the votes(his 2nd biggest donor)….I think we’ve learned there might be no such thing as free and honest elections anymore.
Hilarious! He’s self-destructing.
“Take Marco Rubio’s cartridge out and blow on it.”
Well, that pretty much sums up the “Rubio gay” question, now, doesn’t it?
I hope he gets skunked in the New Hampshire Primary today.
What’s the problem? My G.I. Joe used to repeat stuff every time you pulled his string.
Rubio’s supporters manhandle ‘robot’ protester.
http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/presidential-races/268770-rubio-supporters-get-physical-with-protester-dressed-as
The cuckservative darling’s campaign is falling apart.