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There could be a deal that looks something like this.
Politics is about horse trading and voting. We need to give up identity politics for a few years and start voting for our interests. You’re never going to really change what is in the mind or heart of another man anyway unless you convince him through persuasion.
1.) Detoxifying White Identity – White people should be granted a place in American politics. There is no reason to keep repressing White identity. The only thing that accomplishes is polarizing the electorate to the benefit of conservatism. It also drives some White people insane and to the point of violence like we saw in Charleston, Pittsburgh and New Zealand. Why not just let White people have pride in their identity again on the Yang plantation and have a landslide victory?
2.) Dissolving Political Correctness – Political correctness is nothing but a handicap for progressives. It keeps populists aligned with conservatism. Just look at what happened in Charlottesville where you had populists and progressives fighting with each other while Drumpf and MIGA controlled every branch of government and used it to pass a huge corporate tax cut for the rich.
In hindsight, none of that was necessary and it would have been far easier to strike a deal. The Confederate statue was the most important issue to the populists. Progressives care far more about other issues though than symbolic shit like that but can’t win the middle due to political correctness. The solution is everyone agrees that Christianity is the moral code, not political correctness.
3.) Ending Censorship – Why not just let the Pepes back on social media and give them amnesty? They’re using social media to rip Donald Trump and conservatism now anyway.
4.) Immigration – Democrats look foolish standing like Custer over the border wall. We’re also going to need a moratorium on immigration anyway due to the impending loss of so many working class jobs to automation. Shifting to the center on immigration on 2020 with Yang will satisfy and intrigue millions of Republican voters. Build the wall. It needs to be done anyway.
5.) Health Care – After Charlottesville, I was surprised to look at the polls out of Virginia. The majority of Virginia voters were STILL in favor of keeping Confederate monuments. This is just a losing issue for Democrats that angers and drives away White voters. The single most important issue to Virginia voters is health care. Populists would back Medicare For All.
6.) Infrastructure – Both populists and progressives agree on infrastructure and can easily find common ground here.
7.) Universal Basic Income – $1,000 bucks a month? This is the ultimate issue that will unite populists and progressives. It is also easily doable. We would just have to dump a lot more Republican senators. We already gave you back the House of Representatives in 2018.
8.) Student Loan Forgiveness – This issue has huge appeal across partisan lines to Millennials and Zoomers. It’s worth yielding on political correctness, censorship, White identity to get something as good as this and all the other things on this list.
9.) Trade – Yang is right that the problem here is not so much trade itself as it is distribution. A populist-progressive coalition solves the problem with UBI.
10.) Anti-Racism – Why not just deflate the balloon that is anti-racism? White America isn’t by definition “racist.” That’s absurd. This is toxic shit that alienates White voters and drives them toward conservatism and makes them racist thereby making it more difficult to achieve more important mutual goals we agree on. If racism were redefined to, say, purely hating other people on the basis of race then race realism and White identity could be detoxified and reconciled to this.
11.) Foreign Policy – Does anyone on either side want anymore stupid foreign wars like Iraq? Why not just dramatically cut military spending? It is a huge waste anyway.
12.) Weed – Full legalization. Who cares?
13.) Israel – Ilham Omar was right.
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— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) March 21, 2019
Suppose that a deal had simply been made at Charlottesville?
The “racists” keep their Confederate statues. White identity is accepted as legitimate. In exchange, the progressives and socialists get UBI and the above? Political correctness has divided us and made us enemies, but when it is gone we are a super majority.
Note: If you are on the Antifa side, would you rather continue doing what you are doing now which is waging the class war by going to jail fighting with cops all the time, street wrestling with the Proud Boys and Joey Gibson, spending countless hours doxxing people and vandalizing statues in the middle of the night all of which gets you exactly nowhere in life? Alternatively, you can vote yourself legal weed, a $1,000 bucks a month, health care and the abolition of your student loan debt.
Are you as dumb as we think you are or do you agree to the settlement? The only people who have profited off the last two years are the ultra wealthy who control the government. You can continue vandalizing all these things that don’t really matter in life or the ruling class at the ballot box in a single stroke. Wouldn’t this be fun to do for the sheer novelty of the change of pace?
It’s probably best that you leave the humor, political strategy, tactics, propaganda, the candidate and partisan attacks on conservatives to us. We can take it from here. You should also consider cancelling your plans to stage various riots this summer in favor of going door to door to pitch “$1,000 bucks a month or conservatism” to ordinary American voters. It will be an easy sell.