Trump Promises $5,000 Dividend If Republicans Win Midterms

To recap:

Trump condemned socialism, attacked the Dumbocrats, revisited his idea of renaming New Mexico and the Strait of Hormuz and promised voters that they would get a $5,000 Fell For It Again dividend check if Republicans win the midterms. Chudley has already spent his Trump Dividend.

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  1. …. deafening hoots and guffaws as the universe shivers in laughter.

    Can we have some golden bakkaball shooze wi’ dat five g’s, ma man?

  2. > We have officially entered “Idiocracy”

    Oh, we’re way past that – we’re off to explore strange new scams, to spew out new lies and new financial shenanigans, to boldly go where no clown has gone before…

  3. So 1.35 Trillion dollars. I have been told that Congress would have to approve and that the dividend would increase inflation.
    At this point I suspect most Republicans do not even believe this. Just a distraction from real problems

  4. “Cutting taxes” after the money has already been collected (now called a dividend = $5,000/citizen)…only if my team stays in power…
    — “Robbin’ Hood” Trump

    dividend: “very, very ancient meaning” — divide the spoils in the den of thieves… divvy den, duh.

  5. He’ll give MAGAtards $5000 USD. But by the time they go to cash their depreciating loyalty checks, the dollar will have declined that much further due to the collapse of the petrodollar, runaway inflation, and the debt crisis. But at least “Iran will never have a nuclear weapon”. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

  6. In the race to the socialist bottom Trump is proposing $5,000 checks, which for most Americans will only cover their gasoline costs for one year.

    However the supersonic Concorde Jet of Socialism operated by the Democrats flying at Mach 2 towards the bottom offers Medicare For All till the end of time! My employer currently pays a whopping $2,000 a month for my health care and my Union could renegotiate that to raise my wages by at least $10,000 if Medicare For All passes!!

    Why on Earth would I as a Union Democrat vote for Trump when he promises so little in comparison?! And that is not even taking into consideration the rest of the MIGA Agenda of Forever Wars and supporting genocides!

    Socialism in the past, Socialism now, Socialism in the future!!

  7. Dems literally have no policies, no campaigning, no charisma, no leadership…and they’re going to absolutely smash the GOP come November! Forget Newsom/AOC – it’s going to be Al-Sayed/Mamdani 2028 at this rate!

  8. I like it.

    Donald Trump plays to win – same as the late great mayor of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley Sr.

    Playing to win… winning

    Or at least being competitive as opposed to

    Losing

    Always losing, not even winning 5% as the Ron and Rand Paul race denying, immigration traitor Libertarian Constitutionalist cult always does….

    Losing, always losing – it’s the 25th anniversary of the 9-11-01 Islamic invasion slaughter of our people. IMO 95% of remaining sane White Americans think 9-11-01 was the most important day in their lives, they hate yes HATE anyone from cult marxist, Woke, BLM Left to race denying, Islam denying Libertarian Right who will not work everyday to keep the Islamists out and deport those already inside our gate.

    And the R&R Paul cult say:

    “We deserved 9-11-01 for our bad Middle Eastern foreign policy – for the CIA installing the Shah in Iran in 1953”

    F#*$&@# idiots, traitors, losers.

  9. Nothing but constant and outrageous lying. The MAGA goychud is a perfect representation of the absolute retards who are still on board with this guy. It’s hard to believe so many exist. Eternal shame upon the GOP for propping up all this dishonesty, grifting, and illegal behavior.

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