Street Wise Test

Scenario 1:  Someone on the street is counting a stack of bills in his hand and asks if you could trade for a $20 (or some other amount), what do you do?

Scenario 2: Someone comes up to you in a public places and says they are a vet. They’re unhappy about the government and they have some automatic weapons for sale.  They show you a picture on their camera phone and asks if you are interested, what do you say? He also says he some classified military info and asks if you want to see it, what do you say?

Scenario 3: Someone sends you message on the Internet saying its time to “rise up” and take matters into our own hands, what do you do?

Scenario 4: A homeless person asks you for change, what do you do?

Scenario 5: Two males are scoping out you and everyone else in line of sight, what do you do?

Scenario 6:  One or more persons are following you while you are walking alone at night, what do you do?

Scenario 7: Someone pounds on your door that doesn’t have a peekhole and yells “Police open up!”  What do you do?

Scenario 8:  Someone rear ends your car bumper and gives you the middle finger, what do you do?

Scenario 9: You are being interrogated by police and have a friend that has been interrogated in a separate cell.  The sarge comes in and says your friend signed a plea that you were guilty of rape, murder, or terrorism charge.  What do you do?

Scenario 10:  You are driving along a country road and pass a bend.  You see two women standing next to what appears to be broken down car.  What do you do?

I will grade responses on a 1-5 scale.  1= you fail.  2= unacceptable. 3= there is a better choice.  4= you will probably get out of the situation okay.  5= the best possible course of action.  There is no right or wrong answer.

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  1. 1. Walk away
    2. Say no
    3. Ignore them
    4. Ignore them, unless I feel charitable and the time and place feel secure
    5. Keep moving
    6. Ditch them
    7. If they stop and want to exchange license numbers, then do so, from my driver’s seat. Otherwise, it’s hit and run, a felony.
    8. Call 911
    9. Talk to my lawyer
    10. Look things over as I pass by, stop a ways off, get out and approach, but not too close, and let them come to me. I would do this even if I had no fear of ambush, so as not to frighten the women

  2. Scenario 1: Someone on the street is counting a stack of bills in his hand and asks if you could trade for a $20 (or some other amount), what do you do?

    I keep walking without responding.

    Scenario 2: Someone comes up to you in a public places and says they are a vet. They’re unhappy about the government and they have some automatic weapons for sale. They show you a picture on their camera phone and asks if you are interested, what do you say? He also says he some classified military info and asks if you want to see it, what do you say?

    I say I am not interested.

    Scenario 3: Someone sends you message on the Internet saying its time to “rise up” and take matters into our own hands, what do you do?

    Ignore the person without responding.

    Scenario 4: A homeless person asks you for change, what do you do?

    I give a few bucks if I have cash on me.

    Scenario 5: Two males are scoping out you and everyone else in line of sight, what do you do?

    Honestly, I’d probably be screwed in this scenario because I have no idea how someone goes about “scoping someone out” so I would not recognize the behavior.

    Scenario 6: One or more persons are following you while you are walking alone at night, what do you do?

    I keep walking without speeding up, or slowing down, and without conspicuously looking over my shoulder over and over again.

    Scenario 7: Someone pounds on your door that doesn’t have a peekhole and yells “Police open up!” What do you do?

    I’d open the door.

    Scenario 8: Someone rear ends your car bumper and gives you the middle finger, what do you do?

    Call a cop.

    Scenario 9: You are being interrogated by police and have a friend that has been interrogated in a separate cell. The sarge comes in and says your friend signed a plea that you were guilty of rape, murder, or terrorism charge. What do you do?

    I won’t talk without counsel present.

    Scenario 10: You are driving along a country road and pass a bend. You see two women standing next to what appears to be broken down car. What do you do?

    Depends on what they look like. I’d be real tempted to stop if they were attractive.

  3. 1. Say “I don’t have cash” without slowing your movement.

    2. Belch loudly.

    3. Evangelize other whites, modify your behavior, make white babies, train them right

    4. Give change if I have any, or ask if they are hungry (this takes more time)

    5. Get behind them and stare

    6. This happened to me at college. If it’s just one person, I turn around and walk in their direction, just outside of arm’s length. That way, if they want to cause trouble they have to telegraph their intention. If it’s more than one, get away.

    7. Call 911 and load my shotgun with slugs, training it on the door.

    8. Get make, model, and tag #. Call 911. Or, if you feel like it, the PIT maneuver.

    9. Laugh, because he’s full of it.

    10. Are they white? If so, stop and help. Avoid nonwhites as they by and large have no problem killing you for doing a good deed.

  4. All answers are assuming me unarmed without others knowing.
    1. Be helpful, say sorry, tell them to try the … dry cleaners etc… and walk away.
    2. Say no thanks, you already have what you need, and walk away.
    3. Should be in the junk mail, so just empty.
    4. Most always say “sorry” and walk. One exception was skinny to the bone white man and women on Baltimore street. Was probably told lies but gave them a 5.
    5. Pretend you did not notice until safely at perimeter.
    6. Might be a nice ploy to suddenly pick up your cell phone as though just receiving a call. Stopping and casually turning, forcing them to either make a move or keep walking. It depends on your demeanor, but also walking right back at them then could make a statement.
    7. Let them break it down. If it was police, you will probably not be killed once they do.
    If they ask why you didn’t answer. Explain you had not slept for 32 hours and was
    out like a light.
    8. Record plate number if possible without being noticed. Call 911 if you have a phone and leave connected. But most importantly, head towards a safe area, doing what is possible not to escalate situation.
    9. I have nothing to say. Could I see my lawyer?
    10. If they are as they seem, they may be afraid of you! Slow down behind vehicle
    seeing around both sides, Then pull up along side so you can see front.
    Scope for bushes and trees where ambush could be coming from.
    Ask them what seems to be wrong and if they were able to call anyone for help.
    If not, offer to make that call. If you feel they are threatened, you can sit and wait until help arrives. Would not recommend as some have of crawling under their vehicle, and be a little suspicious if they agreed to take a lift from you.

  5. Andrew Yeoman, regarding #6. I can’t outrun them, and we’re assuming I’m gunless. But I’m never without a (legal) knife. I continue moving, towards whatever I consider a safer place, a busy street, an open business, a house with lights on and people talking, whatever. If caught, I stick the closest one without warning, and keep swinging.
    One possibility, something that saved me once when I was much younger and faster, was to hop a wall and duck into dark shadow, knife in hand. At that point, I became the hunter, and maybe the four punks chasing me knew it because they looked around a bit and left. Perhaps I could still turn down an alley or climb a tree. Yes, it would have to be a certain sort of tree, but the upside is, only one of them can get close to you, his head and hands against your feet. I could re-enact the Battle of Thermopylae. The punks will most likely leave.

  6. 1. Claim not to have any money on me.
    2. “Looks nice, but sorry, am not interested — I’m late and I’ve got to run.”
    3. Ignore message.
    4. Claim not to have any money on me. (As it would be used for alcohol in most cases) — Rarely I would consider buying food directly for such a person, but never give cash.
    5. Ignore them and keep going.
    6. Get to a crowded, well-lit place and take it from there. Most petty thugs search for targets of opportunity, wouldn’t waste time sitting around waiting for you. If its “G-men”, you don’t have a prayer anyway!
    7. Ignore them, pretend not to be home.
    8. —
    9. Panic time. Maintain the truth but ultimately accept whatever they are forcing on me — One is powerless in that situation, you have to play their game. When you’re in the legal system’s clutches, its often “lose–much-bigger-lose”…
    10. Drive by.

  7. Read too fast on #10 — It’s a country-road, not a city-road. I’d roll down the window, ask if help is needed. Who wouldn’t?

  8. Wanderer: Why panic if the cops say your buddy turned you in? That’s standard police practice. Wait for your lawyer, which they (we taxpayers) have to pay for.

  9. 1. Inform them that Goldman-Sachs has already beaten him to it.

    2. Inquire as to whether he may have any light sabers or photon torpedoes I could procure at a reasonable cost.

    3. Tell my scantily dressed wife to leave me alone, I’m posting on OD.

    4. Give him Obama’s e-mail address.

    5. realize I’m in a gay bar and get the hell out.

    6. If they are vampires, I quickly whirl around and thrust forth a silver crucifix. If they are Black guys, I quickly whirl around and thrust forth a job application.

    7. desperately try to find a hiding spot for those photon torpedoes I foolishly purchased from that down-n-out war vet in scenario 2.

    8. Depends. If it’s some scrawny Jewish accountant I return the bird and tell him to “come get a piece!” If it’s Brock Lesner, I sheepishly smile, wave and beat cheeks.

    9. Meekly look up at my interrogators and squeak, “…All that for parking in a handicap zone?”

    10. Realize I am daydreaming again, snap out of it and continue down the road to the store to pick up diapers and toilet paper.

  10. I noticed that a lot of the graphics on OD recently have lots of jpg artifacts. The quality setting on the app used to make them could be set a bit higher to fix that.

  11. Scenario 1: Someone on the street is counting a stack of bills in his hand and asks if you could trade for a $20 (or some other amount), what do you do?

    “Sorry, I have no money.”

    Scenario 2: Someone comes up to you in a public places and says they are a vet. They’re unhappy about the government and they have some automatic weapons for sale. They show you a picture on their camera phone and asks if you are interested, what do you say? He also says he some classified military info and asks if you want to see it, what do you say?

    “LOL Nice try, officer” & walk away.

    Scenario 3: Someone sends you message on the Internet saying its time to “rise up” and take matters into our own hands, what do you do?

    Tell them the story of the Brüder Schweigen; let them know in no uncertain terms that armed revolution is IMPOSSIBLE until the system collapses.

    Scenario 4: A homeless person asks you for change, what do you do?

    Are they white? If so, point them in the direction of the nearest shelter where they can possibly get help. Some shelters in my area also hand out vouchers which you can give to the homeless that they can use for food, clothes, etc. – most anything but booze and tobacco. If not white, then ignore them.

    Scenario 5: Two males are scoping out you and everyone else in line of sight, what do you do?

    Be alert to their presence but otherwise ignore them.

    Scenario 6: One or more persons are following you while you are walking alone at night, what do you do?

    Reach in my backpack, get a grip on my Taser without pulling it out yet. Head for the nearest well-lit and crowded area.

    Scenario 7: Someone pounds on your door that doesn’t have a peekhole and yells “Police open up!” What do you do?

    Pull out the Taser, aim it at the door, call 911. As a female this scenario actually concerns me somewhat, btw, as more and more mud gangs are emulating the tactics of our domestic KGB in that they will pretend to be law enforcement (sometimes even wearing uniforms!), kick down the door screaming “police!!” and then proceed to rape, rob and pillage. Not that the REAL police are much better but Whites are much less likely to try and defend themselves if they think the murdering thug behind the door has a badge.

    Scenario 8: Someone rear ends your car bumper and gives you the middle finger, what do you do?

    Get their liscense plate number, model of vehicle, etc; call 911.

    Scenario 9: You are being interrogated by police and have a friend that has been interrogated in a separate cell. The sarge comes in and says your friend signed a plea that you were guilty of rape, murder, or terrorism charge. What do you do?

    The same thing I would have done from the moment the cop first confronted me: say NOTHING – ABSOLUTLY NOTHING – without talking to a lawyer. This should be SOP even if you AREN’T political.

    Scenario 10: You are driving along a country road and pass a bend. You see two women standing next to what appears to be broken down car. What do you do?

    Are they white? If so, then park some ways away, call a friend and let them in on the situation, get out and offer help. If not white, keep rolling.

  12. Here is one way of dealing with being followed. First you cross the street. If they follow then it is on. If you feel outgunned then at the point they cross the street, throw a rock through a business front window. The cops will be coming. Most likely the 2 niggers will cut out and run.

  13. @ Hunter

    Along these lines…Don’t answer any telephone surveys or polls!

    One thing that is going on now, is that these utility slamming outfits, are calling people up pretending to be taking a survery. They may even ask dumb questions like, do you like ice cream? If you respond “yes” you will find out that you have been slammed, and are now using another phone carrier, or other utility. The company that did the slamming has you voice saying “yes” to a change in your utility provider!

    Just say NO. The more you say to one of these telephone survey people—the deeper the potential hole you dig for yourself. You may find that your innocent words, after being electronically put into another context. One that could hurt you. This maybe tough for you political junkies, but, better to be safe than sorry!

  14. @ Hunter

    Along these lines…Don’t answer any telephone surveys or polls!

    One thing that is going on now, is that these utility slamming outfits, are calling people up pretending to be taking a survery. They may even ask dumb questions like, do you like ice cream? If you respond “yes” you will find out that you have been slammed, and are now using another phone carrier, or other utility. The company that did the slamming has your voice saying “yes” to a change in your utility provider!

    Just say NO. The more you say to one of these telephone survey people—the deeper the potential hole you dig for yourself. You may find that your innocent words, after being electronically put into another context, are used to hurt you. This maybe tough for you political junkies, but, better to be safe than sorry!

  15. “I will grade responses on a 1-5 scale.”

    Punky has punk’d you. He’s gotta be 17 years old. Don’t waste your time.

    Andrew, don’t you have a Machete to sharpen. Mike

  16. 1. Say no
    2.Say No Thanks
    3. Out of curiocity, see what group he is with,but not respond
    4.If I feel the person is sincere and is white, I would offer a sandwich and change.
    5.Sit down and survey what they are doing
    6.Keep my hand on my pistol and continue my walk
    7.Grab my home defence weapon and ask them why they need to come in
    8.Note description of car and person, check for damage, if none I would forget about it, if there is damage I would call the cops
    9.Slowely swing my legs open like Sharon Stone did, let my meats hang out, and ask for my phone call
    10.I would help, but keep my hand in my pocket (on my pistol) until I knew if I needed my pistol or my gun….one for shooting, one for……………

  17. 1. Say “no thanks”
    2. Say “no thanks”
    3. Ignore it
    4. Give the homeless person change (if he’s white)
    5. Ignore them and walk away
    6. Try to walk in lighted areas and b-line toward populated area
    7. Ask to have badge slid under door
    8. Take license plate number and move on
    9. Ask to talk to an attorney.
    10. Stop but be very cautious. Look for men hiding in bushes, etc.

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