As we gear up for the 2011 football season in the nation of Dixie, it is only appropriate that the winds of secession have carried over into the realignment of the great conferences of college football, which as I explained the other day is our national sport.
Wouldn’t it be great to have Texas A&M, Florida State, Clemson, Virginia Tech and all the Southern teams playing for the national title in the Confederate Conference? If we ditched Black Run America, we wouldn’t have to put up with its stupid federal policy of “integration” anymore.
Everything would change: sports, entertainment, culture, business, finance, the economy, racial etiquette, the geography of cities, the military, etc. The Washington nightmare would finally be over and we could move on with our lives and get back to living in a real country again.
Why does Florida State play Boston College every year? It makes no sense.
Historical Note: As for those who complain about the forced integration of college football in the American South, please keep in mind that was never our idea. When we had it our way in the Jim Crow South, which was the White man’s way, these blacks played for the Negro Leagues.
The Muse of Hate: Why do the Rascal Flatts miss Mayberry? Doesn’t Mount Airy, NC still exist? Hasn’t it been improved by diversity and progress and working for the time clock?